According the New York Times, the best Twitter bios are either no bio at all, or a short, succinct, poetic or slightly esoteric bio that doesn’t really tell you much about the person behind the Twitter handle. Both are basically a way of saying “I’m so cool, you should already know what I do, and if you don’t know, I’m not going to bother telling you”. With that, here are some of our favorite Twitter bios.